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The Big Green Book – The Official 2SJ Boxed Set: 5 CDs, 1 DVD and a 200+ Page Book

***PRICES SLASHED!!!***
Was $75, now $50 for the 2013 Holidays!
2 Skinnee J’s
The Big Green Book
(The Official 2SJ BOXED SET!)

Features 6 Discs (5 Audio CDs + 1 DVD)
packaged in a 200+ page Full-Color Sprial Bound Book!

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WAIT, I’VE GOT All THE 2SJ ALBUMS!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY THEM AGAIN?

Well, because not only are ALL the 2SJ releases included here, but there are literally
DOZENS OF UNRELEASED, LIVE, RARE BONUS TRACKS UNAVAILABLE ELSEWHERE
SPANNING 5 CDS!

Not to mention a DVD chock full of 2SJ Videos

AND

A 200 Page Book
Featuring band member written stories, drama, memories, drama, personnel lists, a TON
of photos (MAYBE OF YOU?) and a personal message from A.J. β€œSTUMPY” JOHNSON HIMSELF,
NOT TO MENTION NAKED PICS OF STUMPY AND BAND MEMBERS!

YOU CAN’T BE A SKINNEE FAN AND LIVE WITHOUT THIS…
(and we can’t recoup the cost of the Mission Accomplished 2008 Tour unless you buy it πŸ˜‰

Here’s the disc-by-disc breakdown:

Disc 1:
TSJ Oldies: Cassette Demos
+ Return Of The New & Improved

β€’ Beyond Good And Evel (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
β€’ The Bodyguard Soundtrack (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
[both later repackaged as Six-Songs for 5 Bucks (Cassette Demo circa 1993)]
β€’ American Heroes (Self-Released Cassette circa 1994)
β€’ Return Of The New And Improved (Self-Released EP, 1995)

Disc 2:
Sing, Earthboy, Sing & $upermercado
[+ Bonus Tracks]

β€’ Sing, Earthboy, Sing (Self-Released EP, 1996)
β€’ $uperMercado! (Capricorn Records, 1998)
** + Unreleased Bonus Track! (early version of “The Whammy”) **

Disc 3:
Volumizer [+ Bonus Tracks]

β€’ Volumizer (Volcano Records, 2001)
in it’s entirety, in the order of the intended 2000 Capricorn release!
** + 10 Bonus Tracks! **
including the actual phone call from the Volcano record label rep dropping 2SJ!!

Disc 4:
Sexy Karate [+ Bonus Tracks]

β€’ Sexy Karate (Dolphins Vs. Unicorns, 2003)
** + 4 Bonus Tracks! **

Disc 5: Unfinished Business
(Live, Rarities & Outtakes)

22 Tracks of outtakes, unreleased songs, live jams, rare bits, and surprises!
Features the rejected 2SJ Xgames theme, “Bullies On The Playgroud” (long lost early 2SJ gem!), “Jive Ass Honkees” (live!), “I Like The Way You Smell” and much, much more!

Disc 6: DVD of EVERYTHING 2SJ!

Music Videos, TV appearances, Fan Vids, Photos, Documentaries and more!
Over 2 hours of footage!

All packaged in an enormous 200+ page book , shrink-wrapped & spiral-bound
with tons of band member stories, photos, and comments..!

ORDER NOW WHILE WE STILL HAVE THEM!
THERE ARE NOT MANY COPIES LEFT & THEY’RE GOIN’ FAST!


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Stumpy “Smacked Ass” Brooklyn One-Night-Only T-Shirt

I Got My Ass Spanked by Stumpy at the 8/24/12 2SJ Show
Available (until now!) only at the 2SJ Brooklyn “One-Night-Only” at Music Hall of Williamsburg show!

Men’s Sizes are on Black t-shirts

Ladies Sizes are on Grey t-shirts

Enjoy!

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Enter The Gold Hat (Sexy Karate Live!) DVD

Filmed Live at The Norva, Norfolk VA – March 29, 2003

Released in 2003 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

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Holy f**ck! The legendary extinction-level rock event known to scientists as “2 Skinnee J’s” has finally been captured on film as irrefutable evidence of their incendiary live show. Though no man-made technology yet exists to provide an accurate measure, most experts agree the collectively unbridled rocking fury of 2 Skinnee J’s would not only disintegrate your DVD player, but likely all forms of life within a half mile radius leaving an enormous rock-ioactive crater that would be unsuitable for any organic matter for a half-life of 12.7 million years, perhaps more. Tsunami-size rock waves, delivered at maximum velocity….be prepared to lose your flesh and witness your bones become instant soup stock. Mmmmmm, delicious.

Smart, stylish, savvy, New York City’s own 2 Skinnee J’s effortlessly weave samplers with guitars, synthesizers with boogie bass, beats and flows with melodies to create an energetic indie rock/alternative rap sound laced with intelligent lyrics that gets you dancing and thinking at the same time. Now filmed in concert for the first time ever on the 2003 F**ck You, We Quit! Farewell Tour promoting their new album “Sexy Karate,” watch in awe as 2SJ rip through a full set of Skinnee classics and new gems. The dancing mastery of A.J. Stumpy Johnson will have you introducing your jaw to the floor, as in “jaw, meet floor.” Gain VIP access to the band onstage, backstage, on the road and in the hot tub. Also included are music videos and several behind-the-scenes video shorts.

WARNING: It may be wise to photograph yourself prior to viewing so as to have a rudimentary guide to reconstruct your general bone structure.

DVD Contents:
1. Space Avengers Return To Base
2. Change the World
3. Star Wars Medley: Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen To Rap Metal, Irresistible Force, Mindtrick
4. The Good, The Bad and The Skinnee
5. Get In The Van
6. One Summer
7. Girl With The World In Her Eyes
8. Pluto (Is A Planet)
9. Who Wants This?
10. Wild Kingdom
11. Loud Neighbors
12. In the Clutches of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto
13. Go Stumpy
14. 3 Minutes
15. The Best
16. BBQ
17. (718)
18. Think Of Us

Additional Materials:
Videos: Get In The Van :: I Can’t Hear You

Bonus Features:
Band Commentary :: I Can’t Hear You Bloopers :: Deal Of The Century (Bird Of Prey Remix) :: Stumpy Interview

This item is in Brand New Condition, Never Played, still sealed in the original factory shrink-wrap

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


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Sexy Karate! (CD)

Self-Released 2003 CD on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

This is the last recorded 2SJ studio album – SO FAR!!

Produced & Recorded by: 2 Skinnee J’s
Recorded at: Skylab, Brooklyn, NY Dec. 2002 through Jan. 2003
Additional recording: Pie Studios, Glen Cove, NY
Recorded, Engineered & Mixed by: Dug McGurk

Mastered by: Ra Cervenka
Art Direction & Design:
Tubby Design – www.tubbydesign.com

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Track Listing:

1. Get in the Van”
2. Deal of the Century
3. One Summer
4. Who Wants This?
5. Inside My Room
6. I Can’t Hear You
7. Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen to Rap Metal
8. Change the World
9. Love Like Mountains
10. Next Big Thing

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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The Good, The Bad and The Serious (Acoustic Live on SiriusXM) (CD)

Recorded Live on Rawdog – SiriusXM Satellite Radio in NYC on 9/4/09.

Acoustic versions of 2SJ Favorites (& some unknowns!) + Q&A with band members from host Mark Says Hi! and members of a small studio audience!

A Specially Priced CD of this rare 2SJ Satellite Radio appearance packaged in a shrink-wrapped cardboard sleeve!

Also Available via Digital Download!

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Track Listing

1. Intro & A.J. Stumpy Johnson Q&A
2. “(You’re A) Champion”
3. Special J Q&A
4. “Girl With The World In Her Eyes”
5. Lance Rockworthy Q&A
6. “Secret Frequency”
7. Eddie Eyeball Q&A
8. “Stockholm Love”
9. Andy Action Q&A
10. “Grown Up”
11. Band/Audience Q&A
12. Get In The Van

Personnel:

Special J: vocals
Eddie Eyeball: acoustic guitar, vocals
Lance Rockworthy: acoustic guitar, vocals
Andy Action: drum machine, drums & vocals
A.J. Stumpy Johnson: owner, manager & spiritual advisor

Mark “Mark Says Hi!” Semen: host

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


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(718) Live Farewell Extravaganza (3CD Digital Download)

Recorded Live at B.B. King’s, NYC, July 18 2003
3 CD Set Released in 2005 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns
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This 2SJ 3 CD Set is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
(We are currently experiencing difficulties getting this large file *more than 1gb!* to download. If you want the FLAC version of this download, please contact 2SJ@2SJ.com)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

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***(718) Live Farewell Extravaganza is also available as a Physical CD***

Navigate to: Music>CDs to purchase!

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Track listings:

Disc One:

1. “A Brief History Of 2 Skinnee J’s”
2. “Riot Nrrrd”
3. “Loud Neighbors”
4. “In The Clutches Of The Diabolical Sgt. Stilletto”
5. “Change the World”
6. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M.”
7. “Force”
8. “Mindtrick”
9. “Next Big Thing”
10. “Big Beat Evangelists”
11. “You’re A Champion” (feat. A. Mays)
12. “Skylab”
13. “Brew Ha Ha”
14. “Wild Kingdom”
15. “Artificial Flavor”
16. “Who Wants This?”
17. “BBQ”

Disc Two

1. “The Whammy”
2. “Pluto”
3. “Meadowblaster”
4. “Pass The Buck”
5. “Inside My Room”
6. “The Good, The Bad, & The Skinnee”
7. “Stockholm Love”
8. “One Summer”
9. “Girl With The World In Her Eyes”
10. “Lemondrop”
11. “Get In The Van”
12. “Stump”
13. “Horns Of Destruction”
14. “(718)”
15. “Sugar & Candy”

Disc Three:

1. “Coming Home”
2. “I Can’t Hear You”
3. “3 Minutes”
4. “The Best”
5. “Think Of Us”
Bonus Materials:
6. * “Stockholm Love [Volumizer Outtake]”
7. * “Secret Frequency [Volumizer Outtake]”
8. * “Grown Up [Live & Acoustic]”
9. * “Old Skool Skinnee Medley”
10. * crowd
11. * crowd

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Physical CD***


Individual Tracks: 154,143,127,190,123,189,148,145,155,136,156,129,133,159,146,160,141,161,151,157,125,139,144,140,137,152,153,158,149,132,150,135,142,163,128,134,126,124,162,138,131,130,147

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Enter The Gold Hat – Sexy Karate Live! (CD)

Recorded Live at The Norva Theater, Norfolk, VA on 3/29/03

Self-Released in 2003 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

On March 29, 2003, Legendary Rock Paragons 2 Skinnee J’s took the stage at The Norva in Norfolk, VA for what would prove to be one of the most celebrated appearances of their career.Β  The astonishing performance, masterfully recorded by Ray “Top-Notch” Amico, and filmed by a cast of camera-wielding misfits, became the cornerstone for the group’s remarkable concert DVD, “Enter the Gold Hat.”Β  This DVD was rumored to tear a viewer’s skeleton from dermis.Β  Two thousand gelatinous meat piles and delicious bowls of soup stock later, the DVD stands ultimate on the “must watch” list for anyone not faint of heart.Β  And for those prudent enough to have photographed themselves before viewing and who thereafter managed to return bone to flesh, we offer you once more the key to their separation — 2 Skinnee J’s, “Enter the Gold Hat,” The Compact Disc.

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****

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Track Listing:

1. Space Avengers Return To Base
2. Change the World
3. Star Wars Medley: Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen To Rap Metal, Irresistible Force, Mindtrick
4. The Good, The Bad and The Skinnee
5. Get In The Van
6. One Summer
7. Girl With The World In Her Eyes
8. Pluto (Is A Planet)
9. Who Wants This?
10. Wild Kingdom
11. Loud Neighbors
12. In the Clutches of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto
13. Go Stumpy
14. 3 Minutes
15. The Best
16. BBQ
17. (718)
18. Think Of Us

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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(718) Live Farewell Extravaganza (3 CD Set)

Recorded Live at B.B. King’s, NYC, July 18 2003
Released in 2005 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns
3 CDs come in a triple-foldout boxed case with booklet insert in sleeve

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****

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Track listings:

Disc One:

1. “A Brief History Of 2 Skinnee J’s”
2. “Riot Nrrrd”
3. “Loud Neighbors”
4. “In The Clutches Of The Diabolical Sgt. Stilletto”
5. “Change the World”
6. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M.”
7. “Force”
8. “Mindtrick”
9. “Next Big Thing”
10. “Big Beat Evangelists”
11. “You’re A Champion” (feat. A. Mays)
12. “Skylab”
13. “Brew Ha Ha”
14. “Wild Kingdom”
15. “Artificial Flavor”
16. “Who Wants This?”
17. “BBQ”

Disc Two

1. “The Whammy”
2. “Pluto”
3. “Meadowblaster”
4. “Pass The Buck”
5. “Inside My Room”
6. “The Good, The Bad, & The Skinnee”
7. “Stockholm Love”
8. “One Summer”
9. “Girl With The World In Her Eyes”
10. “Lemondrop”
11. “Get In The Van”
12. “Stump”
13. “Horns Of Destruction”
14. “(718)”
15. “Sugar & Candy”

Disc Three:

1. “Coming Home”
2. “I Can’t Hear You”
3. “3 Minutes”
4. “The Best”
5. “Think Of Us”
Bonus Materials:
6. * “Stockholm Love [Volumizer Outtake]”
7. * “Secret Frequency [Volumizer Outtake]”
8. * “Grown Up [Live & Acoustic]”
9. * “Old Skool Skinnee Medley”
10. * crowd
11. * crowd

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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Live Bootleg! Raleigh NC, 2001 (Digital Download)

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this available

via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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Recorded Live, mistakes and all, at The Lincoln Theater, Raleigh, NC on 2/7/01

Self-Released in 2001 on 2SJ’s own label, StumpyCorp (pre-Dolphins Vs. Unicorns)

Cover Styling, Photo, and Flame Suits: Anney Fresh
Live Sound Engineer: Ray “Whatchacallit” Amico – Β© 2001 StumpyCorp.

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This 2SJ Album is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

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Track Listing

1. “718”
2. “Loud Neighbor”
3. “Sgt. Stilleto”
4. “3 Minutes”
5. “Wild Kingdom”
6. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M. (Force ReMix)”
7. “Irresistable Force”
8. “Brew Ha Ha!”
9. “Artificial Flavor”
10. “Girl With the World in Her Eyes”
11. “Pluto”
12. “Riot Nrrrd”
13. “Mindtrick”
14. “Big Beat Evangelist”
15. “The Good, The Bad & The Skinnee”
16. “Freedom”
17. “Sugar & Candy”
18. “BBQ – (Shhh….Secret Track)”

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums


Individual Tracks: 335,320,323,327,334,326,337,332,328,329,325,321,322,333,330,331,336,324

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Next Big Thing (The Farewell Show) LIVE DVD

Filmed Live at B.B. Kings, NYC, July 18 2003

Released in 2005 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

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In 1991, Special J joked with his college friend, J-Slim that they should start a band. Twelve years and 500,000 miles later, that joke finally made its last round at B.B. King’s in NYC at the legendary (718) Farewell Extravaganza. This DVD does more than just chronicle that event, with 17 songs from the final show. It also gives a touching history of J’s place in the rock and roll landscape of the 90’s and 00’s interspersing the electric performance with ancient footage of a decade of rock and interviews by the band and fans. Also included is the 20 minute documentary, What Went Wrong?: The 2 Skinnee J’s Story, which follows our starcrossed celebrity boyfriend wanna-be’s as they trip their way across the country and into your hearts. Pop this DVD into your player and transport yourself back into the sweaty dark pulsing rock lava flow that was 2 Skinnee J’s – and if you’re lucky you might even see yourself in the crowd.

DVD Contents:
* indicates a documentary clip

1. *A Brief History Of 2 Skinnee J’s
2. “Riot Nrrrd”
3. “Loud Neighbors”
4. “In The Clutches Of The Diabolical Sgt. Stilletto”
5. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M.”
6. “Irresistible Force”
7. “Mindtrick”
8. *Coming Along
9. “Next Big Thing”
10. *Electricity
11. “Big Beat Evangelist”
12. *This Is It
13. “You’re A Champion” (feat. A. Mays)
14. *Big Words
15. “Who Wants This?”
16. *One Of Those Moments In A Movie
17. “Inside My Room”
18. *Dedication
19. “The Good, The Bad & The Skinnee”
20. *Mistakes
21. “One Summer”
22. Stumpy Dance
23. *Fans
24. “(718)”
25. *Free For All
26. “Sugar & Candy”
27. Coda: “Coming Home”
28. *Credits

Bonus Feature:
*What Went Wrong? – The 2 Skinnee J’s Story

This item is in Brand New Condition, Never Played, still sealed in the original factory shrink-wrap

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


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Mission Accomplished 2008 Tour Poster

Official Mission Accomplished Tour 2008 Poster

Size: 18″ x 24″

Limited Quantity!!

Shipping charges are a little more expensive than t-shirts or CDs because poster tubes are so damned expensive – sorry!

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Early Skinnee Demos Compilation (Digital Download)

12 song compilation of early 2 Skinnee J’s Demos+ 2 live tracks!

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Includes Material from:

Beyond Good & Evel” + β€œThe Bodyguard Soundtrack”
(later re-tiledΒ  β€œSix-Songs for 5 Bucks”) cassette demos, circa 1992-93
& β€œAmerican Heroes
” cassette demo, circa 1994
Plus two rare, live 2SJ tracks!

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Quality Note: please note that the source of these songs are

analog cassettes or VHS! These digitized tracks may reveal flaws

within their original analog sources. Tape, baby!

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This 2SJ Compilation is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include Original Artwork + 14 ORIGINAL scanned

images of these early cassette demos & original packaging!

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Track Listing

“The Bodyguard Soundtrack” & “Beyond Good & Evel”
a/k/a “Six Songs For Five Bucks” cassette demos, 1992-1993:
1. I’m In The Mood (For Food)
2. Evel Does It (Evel Knievel)
3. Hippie-Critical (Hippie Come Lately)
4. World Barbeque (BBQ)
5. In 2-D (2 Dimensional)
6. Sensitive (90’s Guy)

Live on ABC TV – Dick Clark’s Battle of the Bands, summer 1993:
7. BBQ (live)

Live at the West End Gate, NYC, 1993, from the 2SJ Home video:
8. Godzilla (Blue Oyster Cult cover)

“American Heroes” cassette demo, 1994:
9. (Up the) Periscope
10. Pit Boss
11. (I Was Born) Naked
12. [Enter The Skinnee] (A.J. Stumpy Johnson & Joey Viturbo)
13. Godzilla
14. [disclaimer] (Joey Viturbo)

Personnel
J Slim – vocals
MC Wheat-thin (Special J) – vocals
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Joey Viturbo – guitars
DJ Casper – keys/samples
Andy Action – drums
The Four Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse:
– Robbashanks, Small Wonder, Funky Dollar Bill & Scotty Ballgames
Stevie Spice – trombone (tracks 9-12)

The early days of the J’s in their entirety!


Individual Tracks: 315,308,317,305,310,316,313,311,318,309,307,314,306,312

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Acoustically-Charged Tell-All Brawl 2010 Tour Poster

Official Mission Accomplished Tour 2008 Poster

Size: 11″ x 17″- Perfect for Framing!

Printed on Heavy Cardstock!!

Limited Quantity!!

Shipping charges are a little more expensive than t-shirts or CDs because poster tubes are so damned expensive – sorry!

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$uperMercado! (Digital Download)

2 Skinnee Js debut CD on Capricorn Records!

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this available

via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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Original Release Date: April 14, 1998

Produced by: Tim Latham, Stretch Armstrong & 2 Skinnee J’s
Recorded and Mixed by: Tim Latham, assisted by Juan Garcia

Recorded: Fall 1997 at the Magic Shop (NYC, NY)/Baby Monster Studios
(NYC, NY)/SkyLab 2SJ (Brooklyn, NY)

Cover Art by Frank “Da Grocer” Gargiulo

Photos: James Smolka

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This 2SJ Album is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

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Track Listing

1. Pluto
2. Wild Kingdom
3. Best
4. Ball Point Man
5. In the Clutches of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto
6. Whammy
7. You’re a Champion
8. (718)
9. Good, the Bad & The Skinnee
10. Riot NRRRD
11. Organic Machine
12. Mind Trick

Personnel

Special J: mic
J Guevara: mic
Eddie Eyeball: bass, backing vocals & vibraslap solo in GBS
A.Mays – guitars, 1st rhyme on Champion
Stevie Spice – keys, samples, backing vocals
Andy Action – drums, co-drum programming, movie samples & the voice of Sgt. Stiletto

Featuring:
DJ Stretch Armstrong – turntables
Gus Van Go, Anthony Pops & Baltimore Bix – backing vocals on Pluto
Landis Expandis – backing vocals on Riot Nrrrd
Miatch (a/k/a DJ Casper) – drum programming on Sgt. Stiletto
Rob Schwimmer – theremin on Sgt. Stiletto


Individual Tracks: 92,93,99,95,91,96,101,94,98,102,97,100

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Return Of The New and Improved EP (Digital Download)

2SJ’s first CD/EP release!
We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this EP available

via Digital Download for the first time ever!
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1995 AJS Records/CD EP
Recorded under the name “Too Skinnee J’s”

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Produced by Hossman Productions (led by A.Mays) & Too Skinnee J’s
Recorded: October 1995 at Thrift Unit HQ, Blacksburg VA
Cover art: Tony Cernaj
Band photos: Adrienne Cohen
Photos and art direction: Sammy B

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This 2SJ EP is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include ALL Original Artwork scans from original packaging!

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Track Listing:

1. The Best
2. Mindtrick
3. You’re a Champion
4. Skinnee Business
5. Seven One Eight

Personnel:
Special J – mic
Curious (currently known as J. Guevara) – mic
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys/trombone
King Vitamin (a/k/a Sammy B) – guitar

Featuring:
El Kabong, diabolical voice on Mindtrick
A.Mays, intro rap on Champion
DJ Bert Genius, turntables on 718


Individual Tracks: 188,185,184,186,187

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Sing, Earthboy, Sing! EP (Digital Download)

2SJ’s 2nd CD/EP Release!

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this available

via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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1997 AJS Records/CD EP
Produced & Mixed: Fall 1996 by Charles “St. John” Scott IV & 2 Skinnee J’s

Recorded at: Knee Deep Studios, Tenafly, NJ
Mastered at: West West Side Music, Englewood, NJ
Artwork and Design: Mitchell Wells (a/k/a DJ Casper)

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This 2SJ EP is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include ALL Original Artwork scans from original packaging!

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Track Listing:
1. Irresistible Force
2. MeadowBlaster
3. BBQ
4. Skylab!
5. Artificial Flavor
6. Space Avengers Return to Base*
*includes Bonus Track: The Ladies & The Fellas

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J. Guevara – mic
Eddie Eyeball – bass
King Vitamin – guitar & keys
Stevie Spice – keys
Andy Action – drums

Featuring:
DJ Ariel – turntables
Yah Kid K – vocals on BBQ


Individual Tracks: 178,180,182,181,179,183

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Volumizer 3.0 (Digital Download)

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made Volumizer (in it’s entirety)

available via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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This version of Volumizer (we call it Volumizer 3.0) is a combination of the

intended Volumizer release (on Capricorn Records, before they folded) and the

actual Volumizer release (on Volcano Records, who forced the band to “write hits”).

The tracklisting reflects the original intended song order, with the

3 additional songs from the Volcano release added as “bonus tracks.”

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2001 Capricorn Records/CD
Recorded, Produced & Mixed by:
Mickey Petralia
Engineer: Ryan Boesch
Additional mixing: Robert Carranza
Mastered by: Stephen Marcussen
Recorded: Winter 2000 at the Big House (NYC, NY), Mickey’s Pool Haus (LA, CA),

Sunset Sound (LA, CA),SkyLab 2SJ (Brooklyn, NY)
Artwork and design: Frank “da Grocer” Garguilo
Photos: James Smolka

Volumizer 3.0 artwork alterations: Ramsey “Ramz” Lawson

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This 2SJ Album is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

Additional DescriptionMore Details

Track Listing:
1. Horns of Destruction
2. 3 Minutes
3. Girl with the World in Her Eyes
4. Stockholm Love
5. Big Beat Evangelists
6. Brew Ha Ha!
7. Pass the Buck
8. Secret Frequency
9. Sugar & Candy
10. Loud Neighbors
11. Coming Home
12. Grown Up (Bonus Track)
13. Lost & Found (Bonus Track)
14. Lemon Drop (Bonus Track)

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J. Guevara – mic
Eddie Eyeball – bass, guitars on 8
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Lance Corporal – guitars

Featuring:
DJ Swamp – turntables 1,5,7
Lisa Papineau – vocals 1
Dose – drums 2
Mikey B – drums 3,6,10
Gintas Janosonis – drums 4
Rusty Logsdon – bass 4
Jose Pasillas – drums 8
Will Blair – drums 11
Kevin Cloud – drums 12, 15
Matt Chamberlain – drums 13


Individual Tracks: 174,168,175,172,177,169,171,170,176,167,173,165,166,164

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Return of the Furious Dragon! Live In St. Louis (Digital Download)

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this available

via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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Recorded Live at Mississippi Nights, St. Louis, MO 8.11.02

Live sound: Travis Brehalm
Live recording:
Animal
Art Direction: John “Bulldawg” Abanese

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This 2SJ Album is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

Additional DescriptionMore Details

Track Listing:
1. The Whammy
2. Irresistible Force
3. The Best
4. Loud Neighbors
5. …Sgt. Stiletto
6. Horns of Destruction
7. Pluto
8. Big Beat Evangelist
9. You’re A Champion
10. The Goood, The Bad & The Skinnee
11. Get In The Van
12. Wild Kingdom
13. Lemondrop
14. Riot Nrrrd
15. One
16. Girl With The World In Her Eyes
17. 3 Minutes
18. Sugar & Candy
19. Deal of the Century
20. 718
21. Think of Us

Personnel:
Special J: mic
J Guevara: mic
Eddie Eyeball: bass
Stevie Spice: keys
Lance Rockworthy: guitars
Mikey B: drums


Individual Tracks: 238,248,236,235,247,243,245,246,233,249,231,242,237,250,239,244,241,232,234,251,240

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Axis, Bold As Stump (2CD Digital Download)

We’re sold out of physical CDs but have made this 2 CD set (in it’s entirety)

available via Digital Download for the first time ever!

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Recorded Live at The Axis, Boston MA – 4/17/03 – a 2 CD set.

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This 2SJ Double Album (2CD) Set is available in the following formats:
– zipped MP3 (VO)
– zipped FLAC (hi-res!)
– Individual Tracks (MP3 VO) for $0.99 each – streaming previews below!

*Digital Download zips include scans of all Original Artwork & Packaging!

Additional DescriptionMore Details

Track Listing:

Disk 1

1 – Space Avengers Return to Base
2 – Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen to Rap Metal
3 – Change The World
4 – Mindtrick
5 – The Good, The Bad, and the Skinnee
6 – One Summer
7 – Girl With The World In Her Eyes
8 – Deal of the Century

Disk 2

1 & 2 – Big Beat Evangelist
3 – Pluto
4 -Who Wants This
5 – Riot Nrrrd
6 – Wild Kingdom
7 – Get In The Van
8 – Smack That Ass, Stump
9 – Horns of Destruction/3 Minutes
10 – 718
11 – Sugar and Candy

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums


Individual Tracks: 273,275,277,264,266,265,272,281,343,270,269,268,278,279,271,276,280,274

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2SJ Patch (circa 1994, American Heroes era)

Part of a series of 2SJ Promotional Items from Subway (yes, the sandwich company). In 1994, the Subway corporate offices were attracted to 2SJ’s I’m In The Mood (for Food) demo (and allegedly to J Slim‘s tiny white ass!) and asked us to revamp the song for use as their jingle for TV & radio. We turned down their corporate asses, but not before they gave us nearly $30,000 worth of ugly swag with our least-favorite 2SJ logo ever! Once in great abundance, now stocks are down to a precious few!

Limited Quantity – Get ’em while you can!

  • 1994 “American Heroes” era 2SJ logo
  • Heavy duty embroidered cloth!
  • Measures approx. 2″ x 1″

Price: $4.99
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