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The Big Green Book – The Official 2SJ Boxed Set: 5 CDs, 1 DVD and a 200+ Page Book

***PRICES SLASHED!!!***
Was $75, now $50 for the 2013 Holidays!
2 Skinnee J’s
The Big Green Book
(The Official 2SJ BOXED SET!)

Features 6 Discs (5 Audio CDs + 1 DVD)
packaged in a 200+ page Full-Color Sprial Bound Book!

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WAIT, I’VE GOT All THE 2SJ ALBUMS!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY THEM AGAIN?

Well, because not only are ALL the 2SJ releases included here, but there are literally
DOZENS OF UNRELEASED, LIVE, RARE BONUS TRACKS UNAVAILABLE ELSEWHERE
SPANNING 5 CDS!

Not to mention a DVD chock full of 2SJ Videos

AND

A 200 Page Book
Featuring band member written stories, drama, memories, drama, personnel lists, a TON
of photos (MAYBE OF YOU?) and a personal message from A.J. “STUMPY” JOHNSON HIMSELF,
NOT TO MENTION NAKED PICS OF STUMPY AND BAND MEMBERS!

YOU CAN’T BE A SKINNEE FAN AND LIVE WITHOUT THIS…
(and we can’t recoup the cost of the Mission Accomplished 2008 Tour unless you buy it 😉

Here’s the disc-by-disc breakdown:

Disc 1:
TSJ Oldies: Cassette Demos
+ Return Of The New & Improved

• Beyond Good And Evel (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
• The Bodyguard Soundtrack (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
[both later repackaged as Six-Songs for 5 Bucks (Cassette Demo circa 1993)]
• American Heroes (Self-Released Cassette circa 1994)
• Return Of The New And Improved (Self-Released EP, 1995)

Disc 2:
Sing, Earthboy, Sing & $upermercado
[+ Bonus Tracks]

• Sing, Earthboy, Sing (Self-Released EP, 1996)
• $uperMercado! (Capricorn Records, 1998)
** + Unreleased Bonus Track! (early version of “The Whammy”) **

Disc 3:
Volumizer [+ Bonus Tracks]

• Volumizer (Volcano Records, 2001)
in it’s entirety, in the order of the intended 2000 Capricorn release!
** + 10 Bonus Tracks! **
including the actual phone call from the Volcano record label rep dropping 2SJ!!

Disc 4:
Sexy Karate [+ Bonus Tracks]

• Sexy Karate (Dolphins Vs. Unicorns, 2003)
** + 4 Bonus Tracks! **

Disc 5: Unfinished Business
(Live, Rarities & Outtakes)

22 Tracks of outtakes, unreleased songs, live jams, rare bits, and surprises!
Features the rejected 2SJ Xgames theme, “Bullies On The Playgroud” (long lost early 2SJ gem!), “Jive Ass Honkees” (live!), “I Like The Way You Smell” and much, much more!

Disc 6: DVD of EVERYTHING 2SJ!

Music Videos, TV appearances, Fan Vids, Photos, Documentaries and more!
Over 2 hours of footage!

All packaged in an enormous 200+ page book , shrink-wrapped & spiral-bound
with tons of band member stories, photos, and comments..!

ORDER NOW WHILE WE STILL HAVE THEM!
THERE ARE NOT MANY COPIES LEFT & THEY’RE GOIN’ FAST!


Price: $75.00
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Sexy Karate! (CD)

Self-Released 2003 CD on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

This is the last recorded 2SJ studio album – SO FAR!!

Produced & Recorded by: 2 Skinnee J’s
Recorded at: Skylab, Brooklyn, NY Dec. 2002 through Jan. 2003
Additional recording: Pie Studios, Glen Cove, NY
Recorded, Engineered & Mixed by: Dug McGurk

Mastered by: Ra Cervenka
Art Direction & Design:
Tubby Design – www.tubbydesign.com

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Track Listing:

1. Get in the Van”
2. Deal of the Century
3. One Summer
4. Who Wants This?
5. Inside My Room
6. I Can’t Hear You
7. Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen to Rap Metal
8. Change the World
9. Love Like Mountains
10. Next Big Thing

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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The Good, The Bad and The Serious (Acoustic Live on SiriusXM) (CD)

Recorded Live on Rawdog – SiriusXM Satellite Radio in NYC on 9/4/09.

Acoustic versions of 2SJ Favorites (& some unknowns!) + Q&A with band members from host Mark Says Hi! and members of a small studio audience!

A Specially Priced CD of this rare 2SJ Satellite Radio appearance packaged in a shrink-wrapped cardboard sleeve!

Also Available via Digital Download!

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Track Listing

1. Intro & A.J. Stumpy Johnson Q&A
2. “(You’re A) Champion”
3. Special J Q&A
4. “Girl With The World In Her Eyes”
5. Lance Rockworthy Q&A
6. “Secret Frequency”
7. Eddie Eyeball Q&A
8. “Stockholm Love”
9. Andy Action Q&A
10. “Grown Up”
11. Band/Audience Q&A
12. Get In The Van

Personnel:

Special J: vocals
Eddie Eyeball: acoustic guitar, vocals
Lance Rockworthy: acoustic guitar, vocals
Andy Action: drum machine, drums & vocals
A.J. Stumpy Johnson: owner, manager & spiritual advisor

Mark “Mark Says Hi!” Semen: host

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


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Enter The Gold Hat – Sexy Karate Live! (CD)

Recorded Live at The Norva Theater, Norfolk, VA on 3/29/03

Self-Released in 2003 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

On March 29, 2003, Legendary Rock Paragons 2 Skinnee J’s took the stage at The Norva in Norfolk, VA for what would prove to be one of the most celebrated appearances of their career.  The astonishing performance, masterfully recorded by Ray “Top-Notch” Amico, and filmed by a cast of camera-wielding misfits, became the cornerstone for the group’s remarkable concert DVD, “Enter the Gold Hat.”  This DVD was rumored to tear a viewer’s skeleton from dermis.  Two thousand gelatinous meat piles and delicious bowls of soup stock later, the DVD stands ultimate on the “must watch” list for anyone not faint of heart.  And for those prudent enough to have photographed themselves before viewing and who thereafter managed to return bone to flesh, we offer you once more the key to their separation — 2 Skinnee J’s, “Enter the Gold Hat,” The Compact Disc.

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****

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Track Listing:

1. Space Avengers Return To Base
2. Change the World
3. Star Wars Medley: Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen To Rap Metal, Irresistible Force, Mindtrick
4. The Good, The Bad and The Skinnee
5. Get In The Van
6. One Summer
7. Girl With The World In Her Eyes
8. Pluto (Is A Planet)
9. Who Wants This?
10. Wild Kingdom
11. Loud Neighbors
12. In the Clutches of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto
13. Go Stumpy
14. 3 Minutes
15. The Best
16. BBQ
17. (718)
18. Think Of Us

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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(718) Live Farewell Extravaganza (3 CD Set)

Recorded Live at B.B. King’s, NYC, July 18 2003
Released in 2005 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns
3 CDs come in a triple-foldout boxed case with booklet insert in sleeve

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****

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Track listings:

Disc One:

1. “A Brief History Of 2 Skinnee J’s”
2. “Riot Nrrrd”
3. “Loud Neighbors”
4. “In The Clutches Of The Diabolical Sgt. Stilletto”
5. “Change the World”
6. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M.”
7. “Force”
8. “Mindtrick”
9. “Next Big Thing”
10. “Big Beat Evangelists”
11. “You’re A Champion” (feat. A. Mays)
12. “Skylab”
13. “Brew Ha Ha”
14. “Wild Kingdom”
15. “Artificial Flavor”
16. “Who Wants This?”
17. “BBQ”

Disc Two

1. “The Whammy”
2. “Pluto”
3. “Meadowblaster”
4. “Pass The Buck”
5. “Inside My Room”
6. “The Good, The Bad, & The Skinnee”
7. “Stockholm Love”
8. “One Summer”
9. “Girl With The World In Her Eyes”
10. “Lemondrop”
11. “Get In The Van”
12. “Stump”
13. “Horns Of Destruction”
14. “(718)”
15. “Sugar & Candy”

Disc Three:

1. “Coming Home”
2. “I Can’t Hear You”
3. “3 Minutes”
4. “The Best”
5. “Think Of Us”
Bonus Materials:
6. * “Stockholm Love [Volumizer Outtake]”
7. * “Secret Frequency [Volumizer Outtake]”
8. * “Grown Up [Live & Acoustic]”
9. * “Old Skool Skinnee Medley”
10. * crowd
11. * crowd

Personnel:
Special J – mic
J Guevara – mic
Lance Rockworthy – guitar
Eddie Eyeball – bass
Stevie Spice – keys & samples
Mikey B – drums

***Also Available as a Digital Download***
***includes FULL SCANS OF ALL ORIGINAL ALBUM ART & LINER NOTES!****


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