Clothing / Apparel (T-Shirts!)


Clothing / Apparel (T-Shirts!)


Stumpy “Smacked Ass” Brooklyn One-Night-Only T-Shirt

I Got My Ass Spanked by Stumpy at the 8/24/12 2SJ Show
Available (until now!) only at the 2SJ Brooklyn “One-Night-Only” at Music Hall of Williamsburg show!

Men’s Sizes are on Black t-shirts

Ladies Sizes are on Grey t-shirts


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The Good, The Bad & The Skinnee Gunslinger T-Shirt

***Limited Quantity!!***
***Click On Thumbnail For Full Image!!***

The Good, The Bad & The Skinnee Gunslinger T-Shirt

Black T-Shirt – available in Light Tan print or Dark Blood Red print!

NOTE: The Dark Blood Red print is REALLY DARK!
Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Only Ladies & Kids sizes left!

***All Sizes are now only $15!!***

Made by the band for you!

Photo/design credit: Phillip C. Kim

Waist Model: Special J!

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2SJ All-City Champions Jersey (3/4 Length Sleeve)

Our most popular design by far – these always sell out at the shows.
Based on the classic Converse All-Star sneaker logo and representing all five boros of NYC (including four in the 718 area code!), we started making these shirts in the early 90’s – they still remain our best selling and perhaps the most iconic 2SJ shirt ever!

Now, by popular demand, we are offering a limited run of these in a variety of sizes.

These are all printed on the highest quality American Apparel black & white 3/4 length sleeve Jerseys, except for the 2XL & 3XL, which are printed on Sport Tek T200 Jerseys – also the highest quality!

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2SJ Stumpy “Who’s Your Daddy?” Unisex Onesie!

Limited Edition, Small Print-run
2SJ Stumpy “Who’s Your Daddy” Baby Jumper Onesies!

Back by popular demand (they sold out on the 2012 Pre-Apoclaypse Tour),
these ‘lil Brat-Sacks are printed on 100% Combed Cotton.

Style: American Apparel 0603AM
Color: Asphalt (unisex!)
Ink: White

They are avail in the following sizes:

  • 3-6 months
  • 6-12 months
  • 12-18 months
  • 18-24 months

Make your little Rugrat into a Champion & don’t disappoint Stumpy!
You never know – he could be the Baby-Daddy…

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Pre-Apocalypse Now & Forever 2012 Tour Shirt (Double-Sided Spaceship Design)

Pre-Apocalypse Now & Forever 2012 Tour Shirt
Double-Sided Spaceship/Mayan Pyramid Design

PLEASE NOTE: Ladies Sizes are on LIGHT BLUE American Apparel T-Shirts
(Different than the DARK BLUE shown in the picture – sorry!)


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