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The Big Green Book – The Official 2SJ Boxed Set: 5 CDs, 1 DVD and a 200+ Page Book

***PRICES SLASHED!!!***
Was $75, now $50 for the 2013 Holidays!
2 Skinnee J’s
The Big Green Book
(The Official 2SJ BOXED SET!)

Features 6 Discs (5 Audio CDs + 1 DVD)
packaged in a 200+ page Full-Color Sprial Bound Book!

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WAIT, I’VE GOT All THE 2SJ ALBUMS!
WHY WOULD I WANT TO BUY THEM AGAIN?

Well, because not only are ALL the 2SJ releases included here, but there are literally
DOZENS OF UNRELEASED, LIVE, RARE BONUS TRACKS UNAVAILABLE ELSEWHERE
SPANNING 5 CDS!

Not to mention a DVD chock full of 2SJ Videos

AND

A 200 Page Book
Featuring band member written stories, drama, memories, drama, personnel lists, a TON
of photos (MAYBE OF YOU?) and a personal message from A.J. “STUMPY” JOHNSON HIMSELF,
NOT TO MENTION NAKED PICS OF STUMPY AND BAND MEMBERS!

YOU CAN’T BE A SKINNEE FAN AND LIVE WITHOUT THIS…
(and we can’t recoup the cost of the Mission Accomplished 2008 Tour unless you buy it 😉

Here’s the disc-by-disc breakdown:

Disc 1:
TSJ Oldies: Cassette Demos
+ Return Of The New & Improved

• Beyond Good And Evel (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
• The Bodyguard Soundtrack (Cassette Demo circa 1992)
[both later repackaged as Six-Songs for 5 Bucks (Cassette Demo circa 1993)]
• American Heroes (Self-Released Cassette circa 1994)
• Return Of The New And Improved (Self-Released EP, 1995)

Disc 2:
Sing, Earthboy, Sing & $upermercado
[+ Bonus Tracks]

• Sing, Earthboy, Sing (Self-Released EP, 1996)
• $uperMercado! (Capricorn Records, 1998)
** + Unreleased Bonus Track! (early version of “The Whammy”) **

Disc 3:
Volumizer [+ Bonus Tracks]

• Volumizer (Volcano Records, 2001)
in it’s entirety, in the order of the intended 2000 Capricorn release!
** + 10 Bonus Tracks! **
including the actual phone call from the Volcano record label rep dropping 2SJ!!

Disc 4:
Sexy Karate [+ Bonus Tracks]

• Sexy Karate (Dolphins Vs. Unicorns, 2003)
** + 4 Bonus Tracks! **

Disc 5: Unfinished Business
(Live, Rarities & Outtakes)

22 Tracks of outtakes, unreleased songs, live jams, rare bits, and surprises!
Features the rejected 2SJ Xgames theme, “Bullies On The Playgroud” (long lost early 2SJ gem!), “Jive Ass Honkees” (live!), “I Like The Way You Smell” and much, much more!

Disc 6: DVD of EVERYTHING 2SJ!

Music Videos, TV appearances, Fan Vids, Photos, Documentaries and more!
Over 2 hours of footage!

All packaged in an enormous 200+ page book , shrink-wrapped & spiral-bound
with tons of band member stories, photos, and comments..!

ORDER NOW WHILE WE STILL HAVE THEM!
THERE ARE NOT MANY COPIES LEFT & THEY’RE GOIN’ FAST!


Price: $75.00
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Enter The Gold Hat (Sexy Karate Live!) DVD

Filmed Live at The Norva, Norfolk VA – March 29, 2003

Released in 2003 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

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Holy f**ck! The legendary extinction-level rock event known to scientists as “2 Skinnee J’s” has finally been captured on film as irrefutable evidence of their incendiary live show. Though no man-made technology yet exists to provide an accurate measure, most experts agree the collectively unbridled rocking fury of 2 Skinnee J’s would not only disintegrate your DVD player, but likely all forms of life within a half mile radius leaving an enormous rock-ioactive crater that would be unsuitable for any organic matter for a half-life of 12.7 million years, perhaps more. Tsunami-size rock waves, delivered at maximum velocity….be prepared to lose your flesh and witness your bones become instant soup stock. Mmmmmm, delicious.

Smart, stylish, savvy, New York City’s own 2 Skinnee J’s effortlessly weave samplers with guitars, synthesizers with boogie bass, beats and flows with melodies to create an energetic indie rock/alternative rap sound laced with intelligent lyrics that gets you dancing and thinking at the same time. Now filmed in concert for the first time ever on the 2003 F**ck You, We Quit! Farewell Tour promoting their new album “Sexy Karate,” watch in awe as 2SJ rip through a full set of Skinnee classics and new gems. The dancing mastery of A.J. Stumpy Johnson will have you introducing your jaw to the floor, as in “jaw, meet floor.” Gain VIP access to the band onstage, backstage, on the road and in the hot tub. Also included are music videos and several behind-the-scenes video shorts.

WARNING: It may be wise to photograph yourself prior to viewing so as to have a rudimentary guide to reconstruct your general bone structure.

DVD Contents:
1. Space Avengers Return To Base
2. Change the World
3. Star Wars Medley: Friends Don’t Let Friends Listen To Rap Metal, Irresistible Force, Mindtrick
4. The Good, The Bad and The Skinnee
5. Get In The Van
6. One Summer
7. Girl With The World In Her Eyes
8. Pluto (Is A Planet)
9. Who Wants This?
10. Wild Kingdom
11. Loud Neighbors
12. In the Clutches of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto
13. Go Stumpy
14. 3 Minutes
15. The Best
16. BBQ
17. (718)
18. Think Of Us

Additional Materials:
Videos: Get In The Van :: I Can’t Hear You

Bonus Features:
Band Commentary :: I Can’t Hear You Bloopers :: Deal Of The Century (Bird Of Prey Remix) :: Stumpy Interview

This item is in Brand New Condition, Never Played, still sealed in the original factory shrink-wrap

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


Price: $25.00
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Next Big Thing (The Farewell Show) LIVE DVD

Filmed Live at B.B. Kings, NYC, July 18 2003

Released in 2005 on 2SJ’s own label, Dolphins Vs. Unicorns

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In 1991, Special J joked with his college friend, J-Slim that they should start a band. Twelve years and 500,000 miles later, that joke finally made its last round at B.B. King’s in NYC at the legendary (718) Farewell Extravaganza. This DVD does more than just chronicle that event, with 17 songs from the final show. It also gives a touching history of J’s place in the rock and roll landscape of the 90’s and 00’s interspersing the electric performance with ancient footage of a decade of rock and interviews by the band and fans. Also included is the 20 minute documentary, What Went Wrong?: The 2 Skinnee J’s Story, which follows our starcrossed celebrity boyfriend wanna-be’s as they trip their way across the country and into your hearts. Pop this DVD into your player and transport yourself back into the sweaty dark pulsing rock lava flow that was 2 Skinnee J’s – and if you’re lucky you might even see yourself in the crowd.

DVD Contents:
* indicates a documentary clip

1. *A Brief History Of 2 Skinnee J’s
2. “Riot Nrrrd”
3. “Loud Neighbors”
4. “In The Clutches Of The Diabolical Sgt. Stilletto”
5. “F.D.L.F.L.T.R.M.”
6. “Irresistible Force”
7. “Mindtrick”
8. *Coming Along
9. “Next Big Thing”
10. *Electricity
11. “Big Beat Evangelist”
12. *This Is It
13. “You’re A Champion” (feat. A. Mays)
14. *Big Words
15. “Who Wants This?”
16. *One Of Those Moments In A Movie
17. “Inside My Room”
18. *Dedication
19. “The Good, The Bad & The Skinnee”
20. *Mistakes
21. “One Summer”
22. Stumpy Dance
23. *Fans
24. “(718)”
25. *Free For All
26. “Sugar & Candy”
27. Coda: “Coming Home”
28. *Credits

Bonus Feature:
*What Went Wrong? – The 2 Skinnee J’s Story

This item is in Brand New Condition, Never Played, still sealed in the original factory shrink-wrap

Made by the band, distributed by the band – directly to you from us!


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